My First Ever Masterpost!
Hi guys, ive seen a few games masterposts but they’re only downloadable ones, so i thought share with you some of my favourite online games. They’re all from the same website, which ill link at the bottom but ive catagorised some of my favourites to make it easier!
(Some games may need a…
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
@Ashton5SOS: Band just wasn’t workin out, so I got a day job at target… “How can I help you today?”
Does anyone know who I have to talk to about marrying Joe Bidens daughter
My guess is Joe Biden
He said I’ll never get his blessing until the day I die :(
driver roll up the partition please *screams from the back* HI I’D LIKE A 10 PIECE CHICKEN NUGGET MEAL AND A DIET SPRITE
when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder